Inuzuka Hana

Awh, my pile of exploding scrolls is shrinking. I need someone to come up into the attic with me, but Shikamaru's .. eh, busy.

... *starts walking about the house, peeking in some rooms*

I spy with my little eye... *pokes head in another room* No one. *continues on*

I spyyyy with my little eyyyye *and another room!* ... no one. *huffs, and continues on, obviously annoyed*

I spy with my little eye *slams the door open so hard it bounces back some* -- Tayuya! Just in time. *grins at her, all smiles and friendliness, half her body still sticking out the door*

...ohgod.

So, like, some of you can force the people to do whatever? Thats so cool. I THINK I'D LIKE TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS, YEAH?

HAH.

Well, 'kashi, whaddo you know? *snerk*

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So, I'd dragged Shikamaru into the attic and then I rushed to get back down for Kiba's birthday and--and...

Well... I'll be going back to find him, I promise. :DDD

He's safe. Really he is.

...

I think.

ANYWAY. :D Yeah, so I'm a day late but its my little brother's birthday so I've got to do *something*.

[In which Hana speaks in terms.]

Agent Smith:

Anderson has created the matrix. I repeat, Anderson has created the matrix, with the help of her his three red pills. Come meet me at the station out back. Bring the wires, and I would hope to all hell you won't forget your blue pills (might hurt).

And your test subject, too. Don't forget him.





Also~~ Kibaaaa. :3 We need to talk.

Itachi, we need to talk. >(

[locked to itachi]

You see--theres this little problem with you having a little brother (that you fuck), and me having a little brother (that I fuck), and I don't think they would fuck even if held at gunpoint they don't get along.

This needs to be fixed, stat, if we're to wrestle in jello like we said we would. Because its very likely that one of us could get pregnant (probably you) when we do, and I expect there to be an Inuzuka-Uchiha pact if that is to happen.

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IN OTHER NEWS: I'll only be down from the attic for a short while. Soak up my presence while its still here. :]

Hey, uh, can I get help with something?

I make an effort to re-tattoo my triangles every few years, but Ma isn't around to do it... And once I had my uncle (the one who travels~) do it... Uh, its not that hard, really. Just tedious.

Kiba, I'm requesting you be my help on this? It doesn't feel right not to let an Inuzuka do it...

Also, while I'm thinking about it... :D Kakashi, you should see all the exploding scrolls I found!

*goes downstairs to the kitchen --clad in a tank top and short shorts-- hoping it'll supply her with some celebratory ice cream (oh, and does it ever! ♥ She even found all those toppings she likes to pour on so heartily~).*

*curls up on the downstairs couch, everything from her just under her breasts down cocooned in a blanket, and watches some horror film or another.*

*is another year older and just as hot, babeh~ Idly hums "happy birthday" as she sucks on the spoon and waits for the film to get interesting/further in, eating right out of the ice cream carton.*

... *griiiin; LOOK AT ALL THE NEW TERRITORY*

*goes exploring with her three puppies, without the thought that it might be DANGEROUS here crossing her mind*

*also: clothes falling off because theyre too big? LIKE SHE CARES*

[Hana is... about 11. I would think she believes Kiba to just be a little baby, and also.. I felt like drawing her with her hair short/in the process of being grown out. ]

[OOC: Okay goiz, since sunday was supposed to be the day away from age jumping, and its still not monday, Kiba-mun and I decided to have some Inuzukacest to celebrate the... uh, "normalcy".

:DD The thread will either be continued on this post or in MSN and I'll just edit the post as we go, since we didnt get to finish. Still.... Inuzukacest FTW? Ohyes.

It IS houze canon, BTW. :DD Whoo. Also, goiz, prepare for some glitches. I did all the HTML coding to a document. Im BOUND to mess something up. Because rich text pisses me the hell off. Uh, and commenting IC if youre not Kiba is a no, TYVM. ILU all.

Also, Naruto, I told you Kiba-mun was the only one I smutted with. .__.;;; Eheheh. I honestly shy out otherwise.]

( Open the towel and make the woo woo noise... )

Okay, the cutting of my hair I can deal with, even this weird make up covering my tattoos (ohgod, I hope it's make up).

But the collar?

Thats going a little too far. >(

(Digging the new wardrobe, though. *__*)


[OOC: NANA, anyone? Or is this just fanservice for Sai and I? XDDD;; ]

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Oi, Tayuya--slut.

GTFO my journal. Stop commenting so much. Seriously, Im offended to have you on the top. :[

-wakes up with boobs and a FIGURE-

Kyaaa~ my bodyyyy *___*

*curls up with dogs, glad to be back to normal*

I miss my little brother. And I dont mean his body since he's Kurenai and all at the moment.

:/ Kiba, come around more, will ya?

-leaves her room, so she cant be claimed to be Hana by anthing other than someone having a veryyyy lucky guess.-

There is something wrong with the Force :|

;aldsl; KWJSFDASL KSJFA;LSDFK LESFHLADSWQLKJK ELFADSLXZGFLK!!1 -freakout-

GUYS. GUYS.

We're ba~ack.

Sorry for dragging you off so suddenly, Shikamaru, but at least you got something you wanted, right?

So, I'll be busying myself with these scrolls I found. I think Ive got more than last time..

More explosive one's too. -grin- This'll be a blast. Ne, Kakashi, if you want, I'll let you do a few.

[TOTALLY NOT IC POST]

Itachiiiii. Look! I told you about it and I finally found eeet!

alkfj;l Ohgod. Yes. Ive been wanting to find it for months. This.. this Tsume is my fucking inspiration.

http://call-me-mama.livejournal.com/

I.. ohgod. I missed reading that. You have no idea.

I had to share. And have it saved on my journal so I'd never loose it again ever. Love you all.

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Have at it. *grin*

Comment and ask me a question, and I may will truthfully answer. You're limited to two questions, and you can ask me anything.

...........*blink*

My penis is gone.

D: My fuggin sinuzes are killin be. *sniffle*

That only meas one ding. *blows into tissue*

FUGGIN CADS. T__T

*takes out The Punisher (i.e. Badass watergun) and calls in her dogs* Dese bitches ar goib down.